We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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