As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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