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(636): View more from Missouri

His pubic hair was longer than his dick

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(301): View more from Maryland

All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning

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(778): View more from British Columbia

i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.

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(613): View more from Ontario

i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.

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(915): View more from Texas

Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill

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