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• (626): View more from California

  he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.

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• (415): View more from California

  Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.

  (414): View more from Wisconsin

  After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing

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• (562): View more from California

  Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries

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