thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Randomize
