It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
