where am i from again
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard