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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush

  (703): View more from Virginia

  Ew, did you brush them again?

  (301): View more from Maryland

  Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure

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• (831): View more from California

  you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio

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  Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.

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• (510): View more from California

  She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!

  (303): View more from Colorado

  Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..

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