The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
