the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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