This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
