literally had 100 drinks last night.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
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Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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