My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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