Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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