just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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