just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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