I can tuck mytits in my pants
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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