I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
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When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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