I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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