id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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