he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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