My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
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He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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