..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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