Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
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My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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