States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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