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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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