fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
he was CRYING into my vagina
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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