Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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