Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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