i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
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shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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