Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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