Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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