its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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