i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
wanna go halves on a baby?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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