How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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