I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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