I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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