She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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