it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids