Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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