awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
These 27 Hilarious People Wrote Their Own Obituaries
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
23 Men Confess What Gifts Would Brighten Their Day
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.