So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
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