Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
honey bunches of taint.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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