I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
If I die, sorry about rent.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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