i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
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I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
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please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
COCAINE IS GR8
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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