how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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