i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
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It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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