first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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