Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
We left the knife in your bed.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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