After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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