I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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