Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
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Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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