You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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