This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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