Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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