its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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