im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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