she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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