Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
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if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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