is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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