I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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